I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him
•I may be dressed like a bum but at least my underwear is cute•
math science history english only the avatar can master all four elements
i sell unbelievable combs.
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
People who make fun of Trigger Warnings as a concept fucking annoy me.
I mean I guess I see the notion that some TWs are really ridiculous and shouldn’t even be TWs because they take away from the actual TWs that are actually needed, like I’ve seen someone tag something as “kill la kill mention”…
why is there a question mark
why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
gf: come over
me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago
gf: im off my period
me: bb ur mitochondria is so cold
her: that my powerhouse
me, sunday morning