thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

demcashtonfeels:

•I may be dressed like a bum but at least my underwear is cute•

demcashtonfeels:

•I may be dressed like a bum but at least my underwear is cute•

universalgrandma:

math science history english only the avatar can master all four elements

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

froggodad:

People who make fun of Trigger Warnings as a concept fucking annoy me.

I mean I guess I see the notion that some TWs are really ridiculous and shouldn’t even be TWs because they take away from the actual TWs that are actually needed, like I’ve seen someone tag something as “kill la kill mention”…

thefreshprinceofbelarus:

why is there a question mark

thefreshprinceofbelarus:

why is there a question mark

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

me nd my cell girlfriend

coolakemi:

me: bb ur mitochondria is so cold

her: that my powerhouse

tyleroakley:

me, sunday morning

thm.