White privilege is finding your name on a Coke bottle
North Koreans are so crazy about their dear leader, I bet they would even carve their heads on a Mountain they stole from indigenous people
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
yes I do know
"why do you reblog your own posts"
because im thirsty for notes what the fuck does it look like
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.